Archive for October 3rd, 2006



Missouri Constitutional Amendment 2

I was driving past a church in my neighborhood a week or two ago and I noticed their sign. I normally read the signs on churches, mostly because they can sometimes provide some comic relief. I have a few favorites from the years past, most notably a couple churches in West Virginia. One church had a bright red scrolling sign which read “Big Bang Theory: Yeah Right!”. Another had created an acronym for the word Bible which read: “Bible: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth”. At least that one was clever. I’ve also seen a few bumper stickers worth mentioning: “Evolution is Science Fiction”, “Big Bang Theory: God said ‘Bang!’ and it happened”, and “Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?”.

As impressed as I am with the seemingly overwhelming idiocy of this …read more »