The First Successful Human Clone
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 at 12:05 am
The older he gets, the more he looks like Traci.

And again…

I don’t think there’s any middle ground with Traci and me; I think the next one will look exactly like me and nothing like Traci or exactly like Traci and nothing like me. Apparently our genes can’t seem to come to a compromise. [Update 1/3/09: Looks like the next one was actually a mixture of both of us. Shows how much I know about genetics.]
FACT: There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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